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Little Seahorse

last night i had the strangest dream...i sailed away to china/


When is a tampon a metaphor?
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When it is tied to a high hand-rail on the 8:11am Limited Express Epping to Flinders street.

Srsly though, some dude kept getting hit in the head with it when the train lurched too jerkily. That was pretty funny. *holds smirk inside face*

I've had two dear, dear friends receive blows to their Uni. course hopes in the last week - I feel simultaneously awful for them, especially knowing how very hard they worked over the last year (and back), but I know it is no End Game. I just know something better is waiting for them - I do! Otherwise I'd be drowning in sympathetic sorrow - but I know they won't give up, because they just aren't like that.
Ain't gonna matter what you do - you'll do it like usual - with passion and drive, and genuine heart. 


So I've been training to be a Medicare Service Officer for the two weeks (come Friday), and the last couple of days have included some real & actual claims processing and enrolments! The computer system we use to process the claims is as old as Medicare (*hem1984*hem*) - so the cursor is a block and everything blinks in green and red. 'Citin, I can tell you.
Not so exciting is the prospect of BDO & Weekend with Feebz without $$ - I didn't get paid the many hundreds of dollars that were owed to me by my new employee today. Please, please let it have gone through by tomorrow..please! *needs Keypass & booze money & taxi money*

Made some real headway with Slash Zine. Must have it printed and ready for trading by February 14th. Gon' share a table with beautiful librarian friend, John, at the Sticky Subway Zine Fair.

It's been a hot and windy one.
Can't wait for the weekend. Big Day Out on Monday. Insane.
CAN"T WAIT TO HUG YOU FEEBZ. I WILL SQUISH YOU SILLY.

Oh, and are you allowed to dance at a goth club? I may be going to Cabaret Nocturne tomorrow night with a lady-friend.

xoxoxoxoxo
I love you.

Jam Hot
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You heard me, my favourite dessert is Hugh Laurie. Wanna fight about it?
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1. Answer each of the questions below using the Flickr Search engine.
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php
4. Share!

name // favorite food // hometown // favorite color // celebrity crush // favorite drink // dream vacation // favorite dessert // what I most want to be when I grow up // what I love most in the world // one word that describes me // my username



1. Foto&Cinema: Hannah e le sue sorelle, 2. sugar high, 3. Sunset Launceston, 4. green ON green, 5. The Mighty Boosh - 015, 6. 365 Day Twenty-Eight 5/8 Jager Bomb, 7. City Lights, 8. Hugh Laurie 2, 9. Chevy Nomad, 10. Words Don't Come Easily, 11. Learning, 12. Pretty little seahorse

Optus In Pastels - Stan Kenton & His Orchestra (shouldn't it be Opus...?)
bryan ferry
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Nicked from Rar!Ria =D   Do it!

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
'Stay' - Rod Stewart & the Small Faces (I hate Rod Stewart, I promise)

2.How would you describe yourself?
'Galang' M.I.A

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
'Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games' Of Montreal

4.How do you feel today?
'Visions of Johanna' Bob Dylan

5.What is your life's purpose?
'Love Me Do' The Beatles

6.What is your motto?
'Past, Present & Future' The Shangri-Las (???)

7. What do your friends think of you?
'All the Young Dudes' David Bowie

8. What do you think of your parents?
'Unforgettable' Nat King Cole (=D)

9.What do you think about very often?
'Marriage Stats' Bob Dylan (HEHE! Thanks Bob Dylan's Themetime Radio Hour!)

10.What is 2 + 2?
'Fuck This Shit' Belle & Sebastian

11.What do you think of your best friend?
'Jealousy' Nirvana (lying mother eff!!)

12.What do you think of the person you like?
'Eels' The Mighty Boosh (^.^!)

13.What is your life story?
'Rubber Band' David Bowie

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
'Temperamental' Divinyls (hoho!)

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
'Le Pettite Cane dans la Nappe de Petrole' Woelv

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
'Send Me An Angel' Real Life (YES!)

17.What will they play at your funeral?
'Kiss and Swallow' IAM (hehehe naughty!)

18.What is your hobby/interest?
'The Happiest Boy' The Bedroom Philosopher

19.What is your biggest fear?
'Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye' Leonard Cohen (freakily accurate)

20.What is your biggest secret?
'This Boy's In Love' The Presets

21.What do you think of your friends?
'The Dum Dum Ditty' The Shangri-La's (hehehehe!)

22.What will you post this as?
'Optus In Pastels' Stan Kenton & His Orchestra

23.What song would you play during your first time having sex?
'Private Hell' The Jam (Moot, as Ria sez..but hehe!)



 

I love you.

Writer's Block: Reading Aloud (& Dear Everyone)
little_seahorse
One of the highlights of going to a literary festival is hearing authors read from their own works. What author, living or dead, would you most like to hear read?
Oh! Mr Stephen Fry, please!
I've been thinking about the ("national fucking) treasure" for a bit today - listening to his Podgrams while walking midst the Flinders St. hordes, basically doing blockies in the CBD, is really lovely - a loverly voice with which to expel his brilliant thoughts.So tomorrow morning brings another exam - I shan't whinge, it's the second of three I'm to be subjected to, so it's the Half-Way mark, which is relieving. I studied for a bit today, in the State Library, the squeaky bloody chairs hurt my bloody back but I'm not complaining, I promise. Simply blurting.

There's a new exhibition beneath Flinders Street, in the subway that is, Platform. There're loads of lovely big rusty machines, typewriters and phones and television sets, and cash registers etcetera - I stopped to look at them, also there was a handsome man playing a black ukelele(?) really wonderfully and singing  too - he's called Stewart/Stuart, and I gave him all the change in my tobacco-tin purse because he really delighted me, & reminded me about Rupert the violinist. Got chatting to a lady by the typewriters (it had a redandblack ribbon) - she learned to type on that sort (an Underwood -yay Fionn Regan!!!) and we talked about the lovely atmosphere of the NGV's Art Deco exhibition, gasping delight over the Cartier jewellery. She had to hurry along, but it was an excellent chat, really lovely.

Lunched with Ms Alex, and I fell in love with her some more. Lots of smiles and singing along to The Cure and sharing yuuuuummy salad (with zucchini!!!!!!!!!) and Yes! We WILL travel together next year..yeah? India? We'll be KINGS! Shotgun wedding in Las Vegas - certainly! Oh dear oh dear, I flirted a bit. A lot. Quite some. She did too, though! *swoonyswoon* hmm hurry up Graduation Ball! We're gonna be bewigged & maybe we'll hold hands too, I know we'll dance, she's a great dancer. Stop me (oh, uh-oh)..

It's nearly eight pee-ehm, at a net cafe cause I think my new House/Wilson addiction I broke the intarwebz @ home, plus I'm still tightropewalking towards that Realisation that's been approaching all the day. I'm on the brink I tells ya! Too much caffeine, p'raps.
I miss Russell Brands radio show.

OH! If you haven't seen the excellently wonderful video-clip for Wow Wow's Song by The Bedroom Philosopher yet, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
A. Nothing - just go watch it now, it's great fun!

I might go now. Home?

If you're doing exams right about now - this means you too Phoebe, best of luck with the bastard things! Truly hope you achieve what you'd like to.

Abientot.
xo

P.S Please oh please clicky clicky the House/Wilson link - I promise you it is Friggen Hilarious. I PROMISE!! What more do you WANT from me? *chest heaves*
Bwaaai! Love 'oo! xoxoxxooxxo


YES THEY DID!
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Today = LYK WAY Historical!!


Weepy with gladness & so very excited for tomorrow and tomorrow.

Writer's Block: I Love Lucy
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I Love Lucy premiered today in 1951, and has been on the air ever since. Although Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz’s marriage didn’t last off the air, Lucy and Ricky are one of the great couples in television history. Who is your favorite TV couple?
Howard Moon.
Vince Noir.


Nuff said.

Thanks to kinky_uncle
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If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?


Sort of procrastinating > quiz time
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Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

the Wit

(57% dark, 27% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

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The weekend!
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18 = years lived on planet Earth.
3  = days of celebration & recovery from celebration of aforementioned milestone. (Friday 29th, Saturday 30th (which was [info]andy_yayus' birthday!!!) & Sunday)

Friday
8500 = points I scored singing Bowie's Life On Mars on Sing Star. 150 golden notes, in case you were wondering.
200 = number of golden notes [info]andy_yayus scored rapping to Ice Ice Baby
2 = number of quiet tears shed while duetting on Just Like Heaven, missing[info]slowdownlondon

1 = number of pipes that burst, leaking water into the bathroom ceiling causing it to rain indoors
30 = minutes this crisis occurred before the designated party start time
1 = drink recipe I  completely ballsed up - vodka and green cordial (yumm!) diluted the green cordial with vodka instead of the other Proper way 'round.
4 = minutes of video footage shot from the party
15 = minutes shot the next morning by Em, Chris and I, mostly of the cat and a still-sleeping Dale.
3,247,295 = number of photos taken of drunken Chris.
18,000,000,000,000 = times I felt like the luckiest person on Earth with the best, most snappily dressed muthas & best huggers as friends this side of Mars
240240240

Saturday
32 = number of years planet Earth has been improved by the birthday boy's existence.
3 = awesome hours spent at the St Kilda Sea Baths for[info]andy_yayus' Birthday splash!
8 = number of dollars I had to scab off the Birthday Boy to get into the place after my card was declined >.<!!!!!! Note to self: carry cash for frigs sake!!!
10 = minutes you're allowed to stay in front of the bubble jets in the really hot pool, according to the sign
86 = the tram we had to chase to make it to Wild Yak on time
2 = number of pressies for Andy that are still at my house
240240240

$17 = cost of ticket to Mercy Arms album launch at the Northcote Social Club (NoSo)
55 = number of times I said "NoSo"
$6.50 = bottle of Millers Draught - so 'spensive! I could never afford to be an alcoholic, honestly.

240240240
The NoSo stamp of admittance.....Thom & Julian from the bewitching Mercy Arms...the delirious Ash K, buggin' out.

1,348,7191 = number of times Ash & I swooned over Dapper Blonde-Moustachioed Boy who was standing beside us, dancing - a week earlier Ash and I had seen him hanging around outside JB HiFi & basically fallen in love with him. Small woooorld!
3 = seconds I stayed angry at the girl who nicked the Mercy Arms set list before me. I hesitated to reach out for the plectrum as a souveneir, she said "grab it, grab it!"
1 = number of plectrums I stole instead
56,000,000 x "Shuddup, shuddup! This song is about ME!" = thinking about[info]phobeman 56,000,000 times (& missing &wishing she were here to boot!)
3 = hour of Sunday morning I arrived home, safe and sound with the music of the spheres all ringin' in me ears

Sunday
1 = hour of the afternoon I awoke from groggy slumber to mow the front lawn and backyard, of all things.
2 = pieces of dolly left after I brutally ran the thing over. In my defence, it was an accident and its presence was inexplicable to begin with.

240240240

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